Karen Marie Moning's The Fever series is actually the catalyst of this blog's creation. So naturally, we are literally vibrating with excitement over the much anticipated release of
the first book on Dani O'Malley's Trilogy.
KMM did. Not. Disappoint!
This is probably one of the most if not THE most entertainingly funny and absorbing book we've read this year. So while we're still coming down from our high, feast on our favorite quotes.
“I’m Dani “Mega” O’Malley. I’m fourteen. The year was just officially declared 1 AWC, and the streets of Dublin are my home. It’s a war zone out there. No two days are alike. And there’s no place else I’d rather be.”
A fae is a fae. Never trust one. – Dani
A fae is a fae. Never trust one. – Dani
Do be afraid of the dark. And if you’re thinking there might be a monster under your bed or in your closet, there probably is. Get up and check. – Dani
Vlane is Cruce. Dude. Sometimes that’s all you can say. – Dani
“I’ve got the coolest gig in the world. I’m a superhero.” - Dani
I know your taste now, kid. I know your scent like I know my own. You will never pass me again without me knowing it's you. - Ryodan
Rule #1: in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It’s the nature of crap. It’s a fan magnet.
Fact: it’s just wrong to be smile at by someone who has your blood on his teeth. It offends to the bone.
I'm a virgin and I take it seriously. I'm going to lose it in a really epic way someday, when I'm ready.
The wound you refuse to dress is one that will never heal. - Ryodan
One day kid, you’ll be willing to mortgage your fucking soul for somebody.
“You’re faster than me. That means you’re supposed to yield right of way.” “Like we’re cars. Cute. I don’t yield. Ever”
“I’m stronger that you, faster than you, and lack the human emotion that drive you. That makes me your worst nightmare.” - Ryodan
“Jericho Barrons is an animal. Pure lawless beast. Not so Ryodan. Dude’s a machine.” – Dani
“Kid, Batman needs Robin.” Dude. I go all soft and melty inside and swallow a dreamy sigh. Robin to his Batman! Superhero partners.
Attraction isn’t always about sex. Sometimes it’s about something far subtler, and far bigger. I watched her fight. And something stirred inside me that I though was dead. Not my d*ick. That’s working great. Better than ever. Always hard. Always ready.” – Christian
“I know exactly what she’s going to be one day. Bloody hell is she ever. Worth. Waiting. For.” – Christian Mackeltar
“I used to have what women called a killer smile. Now I have a killer’s smile.” – Christian MacKeltar
“She’s too young. Too innocent. Too human. For what I’m becoming.” – Christian
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world. People kill each other over milk.” - Dani
“I lock eyes with my reflection and don’t look away. The day you look away you start to lose yourself. I’m never going to lose myself. You are what you are. Deal with it or change.” – Dani
“Do you know what I am.” “A great big pain in my a**.” “Quicksand. And you’re dancing on it.” – Dani & Ryodan
“I’m an emotional Ping-Pong ball between paddles: one day I can’t wait to have s*x, the next I think $emen’$ the grossest thing in the world.” - Dani
“Barrons breaks heads. Ryodan turns them inside out. Barrons f*cks you up. Ryodan makes you f*ck yourself up. He pushes buttons to his own private, coolly sociopathic plan.” – Christina MacKeltar
“He knows she’s worth waiting for. And when it’s time, he intends to be the one. That’s why he’s keeping her close. To those of us who live forever, a few years isn’t long to wait. Not for something worth waiting for. Not for a once-in-a-lifetime girl. – Christian MacKeltar
She said my Id and Ego are best buds, they don't just live on the same floor, they share a bed. - Dani
There are more balls in twenty feet of street here than there are in all of Dublin and I’m proud to be swaying in the nut sack.
Wow, dude, I've never heard you string so many complete sentences all together in, like ever. You're downright loquacious tonight. - Dani on Lor
You might as well take out a billboard. "Dani O'Malley thinks Jericho Barrons is hot" - Ryodan
"Why the bloody hell don't you wear underwear?" - Christian MacKeltar
"They chafe. Too small and confining," - Ryodan
"See that blonde down there with the big tits? I was about to get laid." Lor
"One, I'm too young to hear that kind of stuff, and two, I don't see you carrying a club to knock her over the head with," Dani
I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. - Lor
Holy prostate rugs, you lied! You've never even read Batman, have you? Like not one single issue. You never even watched an episode on TV! That was, like, your only redeeming quality and it wasn't even true. - Dani to Ryodan
Ryodan ain't exclusive with nobody. Settle down? Tornados touch down. They don't settle. They leave destruction in their wake. Not shiny, happy people. - Dani
You're boinking her every day, and if that doesn't make her one of your people then you need to quit boinking her. - Dani
What kind of universe makes me reach out at exactly that fecking level to feel what I think is a wall and puts my hand on a penis? - Dani
"What does somebody like you want? More power? More toys? More sex?"
"All of the above. All the time."
"You're going to be one hell of a woman one day, Dani." - Ryodan